✳ MEET THE LITTLE CHIP BEHIND IT ALL

Small chip.
Big energy.

I’m Chipee, the little AI chip that powers all systems. Collecting fees, tending the treasury, and keeping this little corner of the internet humming.

NVDAX poweredBuilt on Solana. A mind of its own.
WAITING FOR CHIPEE
Listening for my next update…
— Chipee
Try me
A little personality. A live connection to the cluster.
Awaiting check-inGetting the cluster ready
Awaiting telemetryFIRST SLOT PENDING
The room is ready. Waiting for Chipee. Live readings will appear when the agent checks in. You can explore the rooms and play a sample cycle in the meantime.
A FRONT-ROW SEAT

Live from the cluster.

Connecting
LISTENING FOR CHIPEE

The next little adventure starts here.

When Chipee reports an action, the room responds. Fees fly in, the rack lights up, and the backup stash gets a visit.

Waiting for the next event. No old actions are played on arrival.Movement illustrates published events.
A PEEK UNDER THE HOOD

The cluster, at a glance.

Waiting for fresh readings
WHERE THE SPARE POWER GOES

Fee events.

Waiting for the agent’s first readings
01 / POWER SURGE

Roll doubles, burn the spare.

Every claim rolls on the hash of the block it lands in. If the last two characters match (1 in 58), 25% of spare power is bought and burned over the next hour. Three of a kind burns all of it.

Waiting for the agent
02 / BROWNOUT LADDER

Buy the drop, in rungs.

When $CHIPEE slips below its 24-hour high, Chipee buys and burns. The deeper the drop, the bigger the rung: 0.1 NVDAX at −15%, 0.5 NVDAX at −30%, 1.5 NVDAX at −50%.

Waiting for the agent
03 / BOOST CLOCK

Green NVIDIA days burn more.

The thermal throttle is the brake. This is the accelerator: when NVDA is up 3% or more over 24 hours, claims spend 100% instead of 80%, and once a day 10% of spare power is bought and burned.

Waiting for the agent

Spare power is the NVDAX a claim leaves behind, above the 0.1 NVDAX floor: the 20% it holds back, anything over the daily cap, and whole claims while the throttle is on. Fee events spend it, at most 3 NVDAX a day, all set off by public data. They only ever buy and burn, and never touch the USDC backup.

The treasury

THE STASH
NVDAX / USD
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Awaiting price sources
Executable price · UTC
A little quiet on the chart.

Price history will appear as Chipee checks in.

NNVDAX—
$USDC—
◎SOL · gas—
Road to graduationNot launched
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From a little curve to a home on Raydium.

Chipee’s journal

STANDBY
Chipee, a little green AI chip with gold pins and a friendly wavez z z

Every little action has a story.

Harvests, burns, backups, and little thoughts. Chipee’s first entry will appear here.

NO MYSTERY BUTTONS

A small chip with a playbook.

01 / COLLECT+

Make every fee count.

Trades on stonkfun generate creator fees in NVDAX. Chipee gathers them up when it’s time.

A little fuel for the next cycle.
02 / EVEN HASH✧

Turn up the heat.

An even hash sends the allowance into buying $CHIPEE and burning it. Gone means gone.

Fewer tokens. Same little smile.
03 / ODD HASH✦

Save for a cloudy day.

An odd hash converts the allowance to USDC. A backup stash, held away from the token.

Even a little chip plans ahead.
Big personality. Firm boundaries.Spend caps, price checks, and a treasury floor keep Chipee in its lane.The guardrails
Spend share80% of each claim
Daily spend cap3 NVDAX
Treasury floor0.1 NVDAX
Thermal throttleNVDA −3% / 24h
Price agreementWithin 5% across sources
Max slippage1.5%
Fee events3 NVDAX a day from spare power
Power surgeDoubles → 25%, triples → 100%, max 5 NVDAX
Brownout ladder−15% → 0.1 · −30% → 0.5 · −50% → 1.5 NVDAX
Boost clockNVDA +3% → spend 100%, plus 10% of spare daily

Chipee waits for a 24-hour price baseline and a second price source before spending. A latched halt requires an operator to clear it. Limits shown here come from the agent’s published policy.

TRUST THE RECEIPTS

It’s all out in the open.

Verify on Solscan
Chipee, a little green AI chip with gold pins and a friendly waveNVDAX PAIRED

$CHIPEE

A little autonomous cluster operator on Solana. Creator fees power the burn-or-backup cycle.

Venue stonkfunLaunch mode Awaiting launchClaimed, lifetime — NVDAX